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City Rebuilds Museum - Better Than Ever

posted Jun 8, 2016, 4:10 PM by MoreCity Bricks
Through tears and heartache, the city's dinosaur enthusiasts have pulled together to rebuild the Natural History Museum in the wake a mysterious departure that left many wondering what was happening in MoreCityBricks.

"A lot of people said we were crazy," said Shelby Honest. "We spent all of that time and energy digging up our dinosaur and building a museum to showcase it only to have it disappear. And here we are doing it all again, hoping for a different outcome."

The original Natural History Museum was doing brisk business with a steady stream of visitors before it abruptly disappeared one night.

"It's the very definition of insanity," said Sally Naysayer. "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Mayor Builder cautioned the public about being too optimistic. "I'm not saying we're doomed for a repeat performance, but it's worth remembering that sometimes people pack up and move."

The new museum is scheduled to open later this week.