The MoreCityBricks Courthouse is Now Open
Residents of MoreCityBricks can now take their complaints to the top. The Courthouse opened for business recently after outraged residents voiced their concerns that it was too difficult to pay their taxes and sue their neighbors without a local courthouse.
"We're
glad to finally have a place to take our litigation," said local
attorney Hal Cheetum. "I wouldn't be surprised if this move doesn't
bring a huge influx of law offices and bail bondsmen around the square."
Mayor
Builder was quick to point out that MoreCityBricks is a peaceful place.
With no police department in town and no jail cells in the new
courthouse, the mayor expects that only civil cases will be heard in the
courthouse. "Simple matters like property lines and building code
violations are the chief complaints found here in town," the mayor said.
On
a side note, the mayor pointed out that no one in town should ever be
late for anything again as the new courthouse has a huge clock tower
with four gigantic clock faces presenting the current time to virtually
everyone.
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