Rex Lives!
After much digging, sifting, and careful assembly work, the tyrannosaurus rex, affectionately known as Rex, was finally unveiled to the public.
"It's
an incredible accomplishment," said Mayor Builder. "To find all of the
pieces, to put them back together in a way that clearly represents all
that this animal used to be. It's simply incredible. My hat goes off to
everyone who had a hand in creating this fantastic display of ancient
LEGO history."
The
skeletal remains of Rex were located at a construction site on Original
Avenue earlier this year, bring an end to the commercial development
that had been underway.
"It's
a shame that this piece of architecture won't come to fruition," said
Dan Handy. "We had the plans drawn up, the site picked out, and
materials on site. But tomorrow is another day."
Locals
say the dig sight is an unsightly mess that is decreasing their
property values and cutting into their enjoyment of the city and its
many amenities.
"The
bus can't come down this street any more," said one resident. "The kids
could fall in that hole and be injured. It's an eye-sore and a safety
hazard."
Mayor Builder urges residents to remain calm and wait to see what the future holds for Original Avenue.
"There
is a lot of potential here," said the Mayor. "That site is still giving
up secrets of the past. You never know what lies beneath."
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